Now, this HabboHero might be a little passé, but recently Habbo has been really lame.
How? Several things have been removed, and with no reasons. I don't know where the newsie is. Something happened to it. There are more glitches then ever. I don't know, I'm not the intro kind-of-guy, so I'll just start off with what is sucking.
1. Wobble Squabble no-more.
Of both varieties. Rooftop Rumble was removed, not only was that the last bastion of Wobble Squabble, but it was perfectly fine as a lounging area. Why removed? We'll never know. The user-hosted Wobble Squabble is also gone. When you're trying to get somewhere where someone is already standing, you will not run there and go in a big circle like we all loved and remembered. Now you will do nothing. As soon as they move though, it's all yours. So, 100% effective defense, and just noob click that square the opponent is on and boom, you've advanced one space.
2. Cunning Fox Game Hall sunken.
The Battle Ship area was a corner-stone of my Habbo career as a noobie, now it is gone. There was tic-tac-toe, chess and poker; but they weren't as well organized so I'm not as depressed about those leaving. I wonder why they even get rid of them, is it really taking up that much space? I am not sure.
3. Papparazzi aint got nothin' on me.
Nope, these people demanding to write articles about be can no longer snag a nice juicy shot of Magnaflux. Why? Cameras are now extinct. Actually, I'm not sure if they are per say, but they deleted everyones fim, excluding photos that have already been taken, and that made them pretty useless. That's just the minor thing, as of yesterday on Habbo.ca there are no more
stickies. That's right, those little notes are gone. And unlike the photos, you did not keep your already owned stickies. Everyone of them is gone. You can only imagine my anger when I walked in to my "Room of Stickies" on WHS1991. This isn't even fair, I spent like 30 credits on those stickies and it was a room I was actually kind of proud of. I should be reimbursed or something.
4. I have rights, I can give you furni. Right? Wrong!!
Unless your account is verified, you cannot drop furni or trade people furni. Now you may be thinking, "Hey Magnaflux, why did you not just put your email?" If you have ever registered for anything online, you'll know they like to spam your email. I have over 9000 unread emails that I can only remove 15 at a time at most, I do NOT need more spam. Same with trades, that is just stupid. If you don't have a verified email, but the other user does, you can still trade. That's where I don't understand the point of doing this at all then, because I can see the non-verified accounts the most likely to scam people, trade people during the middle a game, steal furni, so on.. but now if I log on to
spellman, since he has a verified email I can just log on both accounts and trade each other and become rich as a motha trucka, and it would be impossible for me to pay back. Dumb.
5. They're just removing the best cheap furni, nothing funny about this title.
I have been more of a .com junkie as of recently, and as I'm reeling in the goods from Falling Furni (I always win.) I have also been getting lots of credits for it. So I head on up to the catologue to buy some furni to see.. wat!!!?! Where is Area? Grr, Habbo you're so dumb. Whatever, lodge isn't too bad. Wait.. that's gone too? Why the fuck is Mode still in the catologue? Does anyone that isn't the biggest n00b to strike habbo since jake432 even LIKE mode? I would not accept a donation of mode, and if it was dropped in my room via a donation (which is impossible now.) I would pick it up and keep it in my hand, or maybe I would make a hate room dedicated to jake432, and put that furni in there. I'd obviously lock the room and he wouldn't know, but I would know. And what I know is the only important thing to me. They also got rid of the mini pura fridge, gay. I ended up buying a bunch of pura seats by the way.
6. Beta
Overall, I do not have a HUGE problem with Beta unlike some of these people. I don't think it's that bad, but they're changing some off the things that makes Habbo such a recognizable place. The way the habbos walk to the room is different, it reminds me of Coke-Music physics, and I did not enjoy that. The tool bar at the bottom has been moved vertical and on the left side of the screen. The bottom is another very nostalgic part of Habbo. They are getting rid of that top bar of Habbo again, which I remember discussing with Peedi was stupid to begin with. Why do they waste their time with stupid things? Argh. spellman is excited for the new "zoom in" feature for those monster rooms, this was originally something I was intrigued in (the monster rooms) but after about 5 days, I have tried to avoid them as I just don't find it as.. I don't know, interesting. I guess it's surprising I have any interest in habbo at all after 5 years, most people have moved on by now. What's another thing I don't like about Beta. Hmm, grabbing a drink is different now, it's not that upsetting, but a little illogical. I can be completely behind my mocha machine and grab a drink. I am no longer able to frustrate noobs who are like "OMVE YU FAT WHORE BICH I WANT JUICE HOE". A pity indeed, oh. Another thing about the drinks. You can't double to get over to them. I'm just so used, so I still do it. Now I am making 4 clicks instead of 2. Way to go habbo, you're fucking wasting my life away!
7. They made it so you can't leave teles sideways
This is really annoying to me in particular. I am an avid mazer, and I own my own maze with @Tuhday@, and with some of our teles turned for those levels with "If you go this way, you live. Go this way, you think you live.. but after about 3 minutes it sinks in.. you dead." So it got rid of that fun, I had to go through every maze and move the teles, and sometimes it still didn't work so I had to go through the maze like 5 whole times to fix it. Also if you head in to a tele that is not connected, it'll spit you right back out. Annoying in those tele-hell mazes.
8. They fixed that error.
After I spent all that time to change the teles, they have now fixed that. What a waste of time.
9. It's summer time, git atta heeyuh Snow Storm!
With Beta coming you, Snow Storm will be gone. This is one of the good additions to habbo over the past few years, Snow Storm. Sure, I wasn't that huge a player, but I thought it was a good game none the less. Battleball is going too, but no one even plays Battleball so I don't think anyone cares.
10. The fact none of these have been told to us, until they happened.
That title pretty much sums it up. Did I know stickies would be gone? No. I found out and cried like a bitch the next day. That shock can kill a person.
He came.No spell checking, double checking, or body checking was done during the writing of this piece.
This blog hasn't been updated since 2006. (Yikes, I know.) I haven't checked my e-mail in just as long. I received a few (not that many) e-mails regarding the blog and I'd like to thank the people who said they liked the blog. A couple people even asked for me to help create layouts for their personal websites, which is kind of strange, because I find my layouts a little too simple.
This post is pretty much to address the, "Dude, what hell happened to the blog man!?" hubbub. Those who know me on Habbo should know that I stopped logging on for a long time. I pretty much quit, but I didn't make an announcement or create some going away party. I mean, uh, what's the point? lol OK, so the deal is that when I was no longer on Habbo, there was nothing to observe and write about, and I kind of just left the blog the way it is.
If it weren't for Magnaflux, the blog would of had absolutely no new content at all. If you're reading this man, thanks. Now, where was I? Oh, the layout. Yeah, it's new. The sad thing though, is that I made this layout back in 2006, I just had some problems coding it and I eventually put it off, got lazy, or lost interest in the blog.
I honestly enjoyed working on the Habbo Hero blog though. I mean, where else can you find stuff like this:
I don't know if I have the time to keep updating the blog though, but it would be nice to update it every once in awhile. Although it would be kind of pointless for people to check the blog continuously if it's only going to be updated like twice a month. I could try and get more people to join the blog to submit content, but for now I wouldn't expect any new content to come in. Who knows though, maybe tomorrow I'll have a new post and some new people. (Still, I wouldn't expect any new content to come in. lol)
PS: If you're new to the blog, check out the December 2005 archive. (Yep, it's like 2 and a half years ago.)
JumanjiFever = JF
-RawrBob = RB
JF: Hello Ms. Bob, how's life
RB: Deadly
JF: Why is it deadly?
RB: Because I'm a ninja
JF: A ninja life is a deadly life. Why did you choose the ninja profession?
RB: I'm a born ninja, mang
JF: If you couldn't be a ninja what would you be?
RB: Hm... a superhero
JF: Ms. Bob, do you mind if I put this interview on a site?
RB: No, go ahead mang
JF: Excellent, as a ninja... what kind of daily diet would you have?
RB: Candy diet
JF: What kind of candies?
RB: Sugar covered pizza
JF: Hm, there is surely a better diet... why did you choose to eat such an order?
RB: Cause I'm too cool for school mang
JF: Alright, how many people have you killed?
RB: Like six with my nunchucks
JF: Only six?
RB: Yuh
JF: So I assume the nunchuck is your favourite weapon?
RB: Yuh mang
JF: What are your thoughts on the ninja star?
RB: Don't touch even thought it looks pretty.
JF: Wise words from a wise woman, where did you learn this wisdom?
RB: A ****** book
JF: Pardon?
RB: POOOOORNO
JF: Hm, this is how you learned to weild the nunchucks too?
RB: No man
JF: How did you learn?
RB: My grandma
JF: Was she a ninja too?
RB: Yes man
JF: Hm, well I think that about wraps it up. Thanks for doing this interview :)
Well, with Peedi being recently assassinated it's up to I to continue on with the black man's dream! So as Peedi would have wanted it, I shall give you the input on V11. So as you've seen in one of the earlier articles where we hit up Finland there is new clothes, but I really don't like the new area furniture, and they still have the really gay topbar that says like logout and tells you ammount of the habbos, despite never updating. But I don't like new area because it's lost all it's classiness, now it's shiney :( Also stacking has been made nearly impossible....
Also it's not harder to leave rooms now that you can click on people in doors by clicking on the door instead of the wall like recently added in V.10
Anyways, that's my rant about V11
I was just wandering into some random room casually at 3:30 AM as usual, no one else was on. I talked to some girl from the UK and we eventually led into a chat about my furni. After some talk she came with this ingenious idea... "why dun u put ur furni in ere and it me and urs room" I ofcourse with my great wit detested this, saying I just met her, and she could not be trusted. Then she's like "ok i get my mum" then then.. oh this such commical line here, it just had to be screenied
After that I was all like "Yeah, and my friends know me as Gheorghe Muresan!" She ofcourse was British and a woman. I don't think there's a single Brit woman out there who know Gheorghe. Gheorghe ofcourse is a 7'8 ex-NBA player. He's about a quarter of a centimeter or something crazy shorter then Manute Bol, the tallest. However he outweighs him probably by 200 pounds(Manute I don't think even weighed 200 pounds)
This ofcourse is totally of subject of the scammer. She kept trying to convince me to trust her and that it really was her mother(Jackie). After a strong-fought battle I got her to cough up "am a scammer" I was all like "KNEW IT!" then she kicked me. Just your 2-month update! :D
Often I find myself bored of guest rooms and opting for the alternative of the public rooms. Whether it be by myself or with a friend or two we scan the public rooms looking for some interesting goings on. This is about what happened on one of such occasions.
So along with my friend, Fantasy, I find myself in the Pizza Palace, or as Tim likes to call it "
Pizza Paradise". Tim is quite the character, and a confused one at that. He says he is a vegetarian who likes peperoni on his pizza. To get things going in the conversation, I decide to start out the right way and make sure we have our names all cleared up.
oddly the link isnt working so for now you can clickHERENow that that is out of the way... We (thanks to Magnaflux) also discovered that Charlie is Ilpo too, and I start to wonder what they are putting in the water. maybe some sort of brain stimulant that makes everyone think the same, and that they are Ilpo. After all, they BOTH dedicate thier pizza to thier mothers. On the other hand Ilpo doesn't seem to be quite as nice as Ilpo is. Even if Ilpo is a Chefmaster and Ilpo is not, I think Ilpo is clearly the better man. Hmm I suppose that could get confusing, them having the same name and all... just to clarify, it went Charlie Tim Charlie Tim Tim. All better? Since Tim is my favourite bot, I think it's time I let him know. Oddly enough he sings!
Not only Beatles tunes, but Swing on a star and some other song about pizza that I remember from
Lady and the TrampSo Tim is my favourite bot and I'd like to know which one(s) you like? I know some of them can be quite rude perhaps due to some cynnical programmers but perhaps there are other interesting bots out there and I'm just oblivious to it.
This is a new segment I would like to introduce. Everytime I walk through the hotel I notice things, now you can find out if others feel the same way or the complete opposite.
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Know how some people have the word "single" in their mission. Isn't that creepy? I mean internet predators come in all shapes and forms. When someone friend requests me, the first thing I do is I search them by console to see if I recognize them. When I don't recognize them and see "single" I just hit reject. I don't want to judge anybody so I'll leave it at that.
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Ever been in a maze ahead of someone where you get stuck at a certain spot and somebody behind you is going berserk, then as soon as you move on, they get stuck and ask YOU for help. Doesn't that feel great? Especially when people behind that person are doing the same thing that person just did to you.
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Who was the first genius to come up with the "HC and non-HC" parties? Serious, shouldn't you just name it "Party," unless it says non or HC party, putting both in there is not needed.
I have many more
stupid and pointless thoughts and oppinions, but I'll save those for other days.
