Friday, December 30, 2005

It's like "Chaos" all over again

It's been awhile since my last post. I didn't know that people actually wanted me to blog more, guess I got you hooked on this drug I call (The) Habbo Hero. So remember when K-OS visited the hotel and I (aswell as hundreds, probably thousands others) never got to actually meet him. It was basically a game of run-and-see-who-gets-there-first (and screw everybody else). Well as everyone knows, the Hobbas are leaving. (I also left a bad farewell message to the Hobba's, but you will find out what I wrote later when I get a reply.) So today at 2:00 EST there was a Hobba parade.

First we had to goto the Theatredome, and learning from what happened last time. I went there 15 minutes early, but there was 70-something Habbo's infront of me. 3 minutes later they put a message saying "Farewell to Hobba party in 12 min." Wow, who does that? 12 minutes? Does Dick Clark say "12 minutes until the new year!" on his special? (Figure 1)

So the "party" is now started, but I'm in the waiting line like uncool people at clubs. Ironically, aren't nerds the first to camp out for Star Wars movies? Maybe I can be "fashionably late," but I would still have to actually get in while its still happening. (Figure 2)

...Still outside, but atleast Daz's (who?) speech was given in "Notice!" mode. I've now realised that I have spoken to Hobba's and not even known they were Hobbas! If I had known, I would have barraged them with annoying questions like "Can I see your badge!?" or "Pleeeeeaaaase accept my request!" (Figure 3)

"Hey, I made it inside! Wait, whats this other message? Oh bobba!" This is looking a little too familar. As I stand around taking screenshots for this blog, I'm losing out on any possible chance to make it to the next room. (Figure 4) Now I have to relocate, but ofcourse I'm not going to make it. So I chill out a little bit, take a deep breath and as I am waiting, again, they decide to relocate! Now I know what Charlie Brown felt like everytime Lucy "promised" she would let him kick the football.

The journey continues... Oh boy, this is just getting out of control now. Click the thumbnail (Figure 5) and read those numbers for yourself. Keep in mind that I am in the default line.

Whats even worse is, look what happens next. Yep, you guessed it, another relocation. Good grief! (Figure 6)

Well, since the party-turned-parade is going to be seeing its way through every public room, why not check out the navigator and click on the first one that isn't red yet. Luckily I made it into a very packed Library. (Never thought I would ever say those words.) Time to sit back and wait while watching these incoherent ramblings between these people who are also waiting. Also, don't forget to "shake that thang" while persuading others to lie and what the hell is a "praid"? Acording to Google its praying and dignity. Link (Figure 7)

Another notice pops up and by this time. I almost forgot what I was doing in the Library anyway. Eventually, I just gave up. I just wonder, why do we flock like sheep everytime one of these "events" happen? We see a message from the staff and do whatever it says without question. Leave comments.

Oh yea, if you haven't figured it out... I never got into the Hobba party or got to see the Hobba parade.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Chatspeak

Whatever you like to call it, I'll still call it lazy and stupid. Stop abreviating every word in your sentence or replacing "letterz bcz u thnk itz kul, bcz I dun undastand wud u iz saiin an u luk lyk n idiot."

Today's blog was short and sweet, because I have become lazy. Don't call me a hypocrite, call me time efficient. :D (PS: No pictures either, because it saves valuble seconds for me to waste my time.)

Update:

I was in Flippers n' Finns and saw an abundance (only one) of Habbo babies (baby, but hey, its all good? right?). Did I mention that being 14/15/16 and acting like a 2 year old is not cool? Did I also mention that you have to grow up and live with the fact that you actually pretented to be ababy? How pitiful is that? I hate "the bwaby spweak" even more then chatspeak.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Chaos... I missed K-OS


OK, I get this Habbo Staff message. I'm pretty sure that another 3000+ Habbo's had got the same message too. (Thats how many Habbo's were online at the time.) It says something along the lines of "Meet K-OS, he's in Flippers n' Finns." I go there to only realize I'm in a waitng list behind 200 something others. By the time I actually got in, it was that exact moment that there was another message saying "Hey everybody! K-OS is in the Chromide Club!" So I stand there with a bunch of other irked Habbo's who are just as mad as me.

Then it was wating line part two, this time around 150 people in line ahead of me. Again, by the time I enter, some guys are saying he "just" left. Wow, this was a serious let down. Truth is, I'm not really a K-OS fan, but I wondered what he would look like as a Habbo. I shouldn't of bothered trying to see him, because I should of known by now, Habbo likes to do these kinds of things without regulating it so everyone gets a chance. If you got to see K-OS, leave a comment, if you didn't... still leave a comment.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Warm Sandwich


Me and another Canadian Habbo went over to the UK hotel today. Stunned by the public rooms that the Canadian hotel will probably never have (or get in 2 years time). I saw some girl walk up to the guy in a black helmet standing behind the desk, and she asked him for a "warm sandwich." I decided to ask for one too and now have the funniest Habbo screenshot of all time. Seriously, I couldn't even make this stuff up. I felt this was too good to wait and I was up late yesterday/today, so I'm posting this real early. Next time you go to the UK hotel, get a warm sandwich just for me. Don't forget to look at this screenshot, lol.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

The Infamous "Kick" Button


I hate this button with a passion (except for when I'm using it. :D). Ever walk into a room just to be kicked right away? Usually its two kids laying on a twin lodge bed about to talk about inciteful topics and positions of how they are going to do "the do." (Not Mountain Dew.) Or its some guy (or girl) who's just too stupid to ask people to leave. (Then those same people get mad and throw tantrums when they are kicked.) Who needs a text box? Nobody talks anymore, they just kick you.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Orange Juiice?


Before I start, the title of this post is suppose to be spelt incorrectly. (Anything in the post is my fault, lol.) Today I was in the Lemon Lounge, thought I would get my pixel juices flowing... with some pixel juice. When I asked for a drink, Wendy handed me some "Orange Juiice" (With two I's). I'm serious too, I have a picture to prove it. This is a big site that probably has atleast 4000 members go on in a day. Am I the only person who noticed this? Are there any more typo's in the hotel?