Sunday, December 24, 2006
Interview with a Ninja
JumanjiFever = JF-RawrBob = RB
JF: Hello Ms. Bob, how's life
RB: Deadly
JF: Why is it deadly?
RB: Because I'm a ninja
JF: A ninja life is a deadly life. Why did you choose the ninja profession?
RB: I'm a born ninja, mang
JF: If you couldn't be a ninja what would you be?
RB: Hm... a superhero
JF: Ms. Bob, do you mind if I put this interview on a site?
RB: No, go ahead mang
JF: Excellent, as a ninja... what kind of daily diet would you have?
RB: Candy diet
JF: What kind of candies?
RB: Sugar covered pizza
JF: Hm, there is surely a better diet... why did you choose to eat such an order?
RB: Cause I'm too cool for school mang
JF: Alright, how many people have you killed?
RB: Like six with my nunchucks
JF: Only six?
RB: Yuh
JF: So I assume the nunchuck is your favourite weapon?
RB: Yuh mang
JF: What are your thoughts on the ninja star?
RB: Don't touch even thought it looks pretty.
JF: Wise words from a wise woman, where did you learn this wisdom?
RB: A ****** book
JF: Pardon?
RB: POOOOORNO
JF: Hm, this is how you learned to weild the nunchucks too?
RB: No man
JF: How did you learn?
RB: My grandma
JF: Was she a ninja too?
RB: Yes man
JF: Hm, well I think that about wraps it up. Thanks for doing this interview :)




