Thursday, July 09, 2009

Habbo Update

Now, this HabboHero might be a little passé, but recently Habbo has been really lame.

How? Several things have been removed, and with no reasons. I don't know where the newsie is. Something happened to it. There are more glitches then ever. I don't know, I'm not the intro kind-of-guy, so I'll just start off with what is sucking.

1. Wobble Squabble no-more.
Of both varieties. Rooftop Rumble was removed, not only was that the last bastion of Wobble Squabble, but it was perfectly fine as a lounging area. Why removed? We'll never know. The user-hosted Wobble Squabble is also gone. When you're trying to get somewhere where someone is already standing, you will not run there and go in a big circle like we all loved and remembered. Now you will do nothing. As soon as they move though, it's all yours. So, 100% effective defense, and just noob click that square the opponent is on and boom, you've advanced one space.

2. Cunning Fox Game Hall sunken.
The Battle Ship area was a corner-stone of my Habbo career as a noobie, now it is gone. There was tic-tac-toe, chess and poker; but they weren't as well organized so I'm not as depressed about those leaving. I wonder why they even get rid of them, is it really taking up that much space? I am not sure.

3. Papparazzi aint got nothin' on me.
Nope, these people demanding to write articles about be can no longer snag a nice juicy shot of Magnaflux. Why? Cameras are now extinct. Actually, I'm not sure if they are per say, but they deleted everyones fim, excluding photos that have already been taken, and that made them pretty useless. That's just the minor thing, as of yesterday on Habbo.ca there are no more stickies. That's right, those little notes are gone. And unlike the photos, you did not keep your already owned stickies. Everyone of them is gone. You can only imagine my anger when I walked in to my "Room of Stickies" on WHS1991. This isn't even fair, I spent like 30 credits on those stickies and it was a room I was actually kind of proud of. I should be reimbursed or something.

4. I have rights, I can give you furni. Right? Wrong!!
Unless your account is verified, you cannot drop furni or trade people furni. Now you may be thinking, "Hey Magnaflux, why did you not just put your email?" If you have ever registered for anything online, you'll know they like to spam your email. I have over 9000 unread emails that I can only remove 15 at a time at most, I do NOT need more spam. Same with trades, that is just stupid. If you don't have a verified email, but the other user does, you can still trade. That's where I don't understand the point of doing this at all then, because I can see the non-verified accounts the most likely to scam people, trade people during the middle a game, steal furni, so on.. but now if I log on to spellman, since he has a verified email I can just log on both accounts and trade each other and become rich as a motha trucka, and it would be impossible for me to pay back. Dumb.

5. They're just removing the best cheap furni, nothing funny about this title.
I have been more of a .com junkie as of recently, and as I'm reeling in the goods from Falling Furni (I always win.) I have also been getting lots of credits for it. So I head on up to the catologue to buy some furni to see.. wat!!!?! Where is Area? Grr, Habbo you're so dumb. Whatever, lodge isn't too bad. Wait.. that's gone too? Why the fuck is Mode still in the catologue? Does anyone that isn't the biggest n00b to strike habbo since jake432 even LIKE mode? I would not accept a donation of mode, and if it was dropped in my room via a donation (which is impossible now.) I would pick it up and keep it in my hand, or maybe I would make a hate room dedicated to jake432, and put that furni in there. I'd obviously lock the room and he wouldn't know, but I would know. And what I know is the only important thing to me. They also got rid of the mini pura fridge, gay. I ended up buying a bunch of pura seats by the way.

6. Beta
Overall, I do not have a HUGE problem with Beta unlike some of these people. I don't think it's that bad, but they're changing some off the things that makes Habbo such a recognizable place. The way the habbos walk to the room is different, it reminds me of Coke-Music physics, and I did not enjoy that. The tool bar at the bottom has been moved vertical and on the left side of the screen. The bottom is another very nostalgic part of Habbo. They are getting rid of that top bar of Habbo again, which I remember discussing with Peedi was stupid to begin with. Why do they waste their time with stupid things? Argh. spellman is excited for the new "zoom in" feature for those monster rooms, this was originally something I was intrigued in (the monster rooms) but after about 5 days, I have tried to avoid them as I just don't find it as.. I don't know, interesting. I guess it's surprising I have any interest in habbo at all after 5 years, most people have moved on by now. What's another thing I don't like about Beta. Hmm, grabbing a drink is different now, it's not that upsetting, but a little illogical. I can be completely behind my mocha machine and grab a drink. I am no longer able to frustrate noobs who are like "OMVE YU FAT WHORE BICH I WANT JUICE HOE". A pity indeed, oh. Another thing about the drinks. You can't double to get over to them. I'm just so used, so I still do it. Now I am making 4 clicks instead of 2. Way to go habbo, you're fucking wasting my life away!

7. They made it so you can't leave teles sideways
This is really annoying to me in particular. I am an avid mazer, and I own my own maze with @Tuhday@, and with some of our teles turned for those levels with "If you go this way, you live. Go this way, you think you live.. but after about 3 minutes it sinks in.. you dead." So it got rid of that fun, I had to go through every maze and move the teles, and sometimes it still didn't work so I had to go through the maze like 5 whole times to fix it. Also if you head in to a tele that is not connected, it'll spit you right back out. Annoying in those tele-hell mazes.

8. They fixed that error.
After I spent all that time to change the teles, they have now fixed that. What a waste of time.

9. It's summer time, git atta heeyuh Snow Storm!
With Beta coming you, Snow Storm will be gone. This is one of the good additions to habbo over the past few years, Snow Storm. Sure, I wasn't that huge a player, but I thought it was a good game none the less. Battleball is going too, but no one even plays Battleball so I don't think anyone cares.

10. The fact none of these have been told to us, until they happened.
That title pretty much sums it up. Did I know stickies would be gone? No. I found out and cried like a bitch the next day. That shock can kill a person.


He came.

No spell checking, double checking, or body checking was done during the writing of this piece.

by Magnaflux at 1:50 AM |